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Dismal River Beef Subscription Boxes
Get ranch-raised beef delivered to your door monthly or quarterly with a Dismal River Beef Subscription Box. Choose a bundle below and select either a monthly or quarterly subscription.
Subscription Options
- Monthly for 6 or 12 months
- Every 3rd month for 12 months
Choose a Butcher’s Pick box to receive a new selection of cuts in each shipment, one of our popular Hank’s Bundles, or build your own subscription with a You Call It bundle.
After subscribing, you can modify your subscription at any time on your Account page.
Butcher’s Pick Subscription Boxes
Get a variety of different cuts delivered monthly or quarterly with a Butcher’s Pick Subscription box. The contents of your box will vary each month. Choose a level below and select either a monthly or quarterly subscription.
The Ranch Hand
From: $114.95 / month
Our entry-level Butcher’s Pick Subscription, each month this box contains 2-4 top primal cut steaks and char patties or ground beef.
Month 1
- 2 New York Stip
- 2 Ribeye
- 4 Ground Beef Chubs
The Wrangler
From: $199.95 / month
Our most popular Butcher’s Pick Subscription, each month this box contains a mix of top primal cuts, char patties or ground beef, and jerky or beef sticks.
Month 1
- 4 New York Strip
- 2 Ribeye
- Char Patty Box
- Beef Sticks
- Beef Jerky
The Boss
From: $299.95 for 1 month
Our largest Butcher’s Pick Subscription, each month this box contains a large selection of our top primal cuts.
Month 1:
- 4 Ribeye
- 1 Tenderloin
- 2 Filet
- 1 package Beef Sticks
Subscribe to a fixed bundle
Choose one of Hank’s Bundles and select a monthly or quarterly subscription.
Primal Bundle
From: $130.85 — available on subscription
A selection of primal cuts – Ribeye, New York Strip, and Filet. Up to 6 of each cut.
Burger Bundle
$77.90 — available on subscription
16 6oz Char Patties and 4 1lb Chubs of Ground Beef.
Spring Bundle
Hank’s select Spring Bundle. 4 Filets, 4 New York Strips, Beef Jerky, Hillbilly Jerky, and Beef Sticks.
Build Your Own Subscription – You Call It!
Build your own subscription with a You Call It bundle.
You Call It | Primal
Build your own bundle. Choose your cuts of steaks.
You Call It | Hamburger
Build your own bundle. Choose your cuts of steak and add a box of char patties or ground beef.